My answer to the Bayeux Tapestry

INEVITABLE, I suppose, but the moment I saw pictures of the Bayeux Tapestry, I knew I had to produce a medieval battle scene. So here it is - swords, shields, flying arrows, the lot. There's even a decapitated corpse.

However, the image is not available for exhibition in France as part of the Bayeux deal. It will go into the family vaults to help secure my children's future.

You may think it's rubbish, but that's what they said about Edvard Munch's The Scream. It's called Battle Scene Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry.