A right Royal knees-up

IT'S hard for an old cynic like me to admit he enjoys such things, but the Royal Wedding gave me an hour or two of undiluted pleasure.

I like Harry and hope against hope that Meghan can give him a happy, fulfilled life. The lad deserves it.

I tried to capture just a tiny slice of the nation's jubilation in this simple picture, which features my usual cast of bellowing idiots, tonsils on full display, waving their union jacks and making a frightening din.