See, I'm human after all

AS one who is no friend of cameras - they have been misrepresenting my features for nigh on eighty years - I am reluctant nowadays to submit myself for exposure. But here I am in a recent mugshot which, I feel, is half-way to being an accurate depiction of me as I really am.

Cameras make me look either like a troglodyte, a drunkard or the village idiot. This picture suggests, with total accuracy, that I am a perfectly civilised human being.

That's why I've decided to publish it. Enjoy!